We've recently spent $6,000,000.00 remodeling things, so don't forget to bite the big pickle and give our brand new lickable wallpaper a try. It's located on the FREE page. Because the wallpaper is still in the experimental stages, our lawyers have asked us to add a disclaimer warning people with food allergies to "lick the wallpaper at your own risk."
Fruity Satan Records is not just a one genre/one sound label. There are no boundaries here. We release what we like, pure and simple. Because we are not locked into pledging allegiance to any particular scene, fan feedback and word of mouth hype are very important to us. We listen to what you have to say! If you want a certain type of band merchandise sold here, or have more ideas for the website, LET US KNOW! We will do our best to make things happen. In appreciation, we will be doing free giveaways and fun contests in the FREE section of the website once in a while. Check in and see what we have to offer!
Fruity Satan Records has hired ex-Fruit of the Loom underwear inspectors to inspect all of our outgoing records to make sure that we're giving you 100% quality and 100% elasticity. No Fruity Satan's were harmed in the making of this website. Fruity Satan Records does not hereby endorse the consumption of fruit or Satan worship. However, we do fully endorse consumption of Fruity Satan Records merchandise!!!!
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